{"id":1032,"date":"2016-03-07T08:48:20","date_gmt":"2016-03-07T15:48:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/?p=1032"},"modified":"2016-03-05T11:22:09","modified_gmt":"2016-03-05T18:22:09","slug":"1032","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/?p=1032","title":{"rendered":"Contents of a Sealed Trunk Found on an Abandoned Ship by David C. Kopaska-Merkel and  F. J. Bergmann"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_1036\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1036\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1036\" src=\"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/640px-Ch\u00c3\u00a2teau_de_Versailles_petit_appartement_de_la_reine_2e_\u00c3\u00a9tage_Malle_de_Voyage_de_la_chambre_de_la_Reine_n\u00c2\u00b0_9_A._Muller_02-300x192.jpg\" alt=\"By Coyau\u00c2\u00a0\/\u00c2\u00a0Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 3.0, https:\/\/commons.wikimedia.org\/w\/index.php?curid=15459524\" width=\"300\" height=\"192\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1036\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">By Coyau\u00c2\u00a0\/\u00c2\u00a0Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 3.0, https:\/\/commons.wikimedia.org\/w\/index.php?curid=15459524<\/p><\/div>\n<ol>\n<li>Two tickets to the opening performance of La Terrestrienne.<\/li>\n<li>A miniature sarcophagus carved from Denebian chrysoprase.<\/li>\n<li>Four silk shirts, dyed in unfamiliar colors and subtly mis-cut.<\/li>\n<li>Self-inserting unhemmed wormhole pockets (don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t match shirts).<\/li>\n<li>A velvet-lined case containing 3 uncut amethysts.<\/li>\n<li>On closer inspection, inclusions in the flawed stones wriggle.<\/li>\n<li>A lyre whose frame has bitten all who tried to grasp it.<\/li>\n<li>Books bound in scaled skin. All pages are black. Some stick together.<\/li>\n<li>An angular brass whistle bearing the image of something like a dog.<\/li>\n<li>A pamphlet explaining how to exorcise the thing like a dog,<br \/>\nonce the whistle has summoned it. The last pages are missing<br \/>\nand appear to have been both burnt and chewed off.<\/li>\n<li>A sensory dodecahedron half-full of tourist vidrecordings.<br \/>\nIn the last recording (calm sea, deck chairs, solicitous stewards)<br \/>\na whistle is heard. Then there is screaming.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two tickets to the opening performance of La Terrestrienne. A miniature sarcophagus carved from Denebian chrysoprase. Four silk shirts, dyed in unfamiliar colors and subtly mis-cut. Self-inserting unhemmed wormhole pockets (don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t match shirts). A velvet-lined case containing 3 uncut amethysts. On closer inspection, inclusions in the flawed stones wriggle. A lyre whose frame has bitten [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1032"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1038,"href":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032\/revisions\/1038"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}