{"id":1298,"date":"2016-12-26T07:18:35","date_gmt":"2016-12-26T14:18:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/?p=1298"},"modified":"2016-12-26T07:18:35","modified_gmt":"2016-12-26T14:18:35","slug":"a-better-ancient-olympics-by-jenny-blackford","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/?p=1298","title":{"rendered":"A Better Ancient Olympics by Jenny Blackford"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-1299\" src=\"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/Foul_pankration_at_Kylix_by_the_Foundry_Painter_BM_VaseE78.jpg\" alt=\"foul_pankration_at_kylix_by_the_foundry_painter_bm_vasee78\" width=\"512\" height=\"385\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/Foul_pankration_at_Kylix_by_the_Foundry_Painter_BM_VaseE78.jpg 512w, http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/Foul_pankration_at_Kylix_by_the_Foundry_Painter_BM_VaseE78-300x226.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>On the first day, after the appropriate sacrifices<br \/>\n(hare and tortoise, several calamari, and a brace of snails)<br \/>\nwe watched our hero Hippias in the discus race.<br \/>\nThe rolling discus squashed the toes of half a dozen men,<br \/>\nand he was one. Maybe next time.<\/p>\n<p>At noon, the Spartan women hosted<br \/>\na magnificent display of competitive callisthenics.<br \/>\nEye-gouging was not permitted;<br \/>\nall else was fair. Almost all survived the fray.<br \/>\nIt will go down in legend.<\/p>\n<p>After lunch, the chariot hurling! Incorruptible judges<br \/>\ndown from Thrace ensured that every chariot was standard weight.<br \/>\nMore than half the field was disqualified. Our hero Philippos<br \/>\npassed that hurdle, but any of the Spartan girls<br \/>\ncould have thrown the chariot twice as far as him.<\/p>\n<p>At sunset, in the Olympian Lake, our hero Gorgias<br \/>\nwill compete in the octopus wrestling.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s several arms and legs behind his giant foe,<br \/>\nbut we&#8217;re hoping the philosophy he&#8217;s studied will give him the edge<br \/>\nagainst a mere beast, though it counts past eight with ease.<\/p>\n<p>The javelin hunt will top off a perfect day.<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ll hunt the elusive javelin across the wooded hills<br \/>\nby the thin light of the crescent moon.<br \/>\nThe shy creatures never prowl until full dark.<br \/>\nA jolly night for all (except perhaps the javelins).<\/p>\n<h6>Image of kylix in British Museum, photo by\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a9 Marie-Lan Nguyen\u00c2\u00a0\/\u00c2\u00a0<a title=\"Main Page\" href=\"https:\/\/commons.wikimedia.org\/wiki\/Main_Page\">Wikimedia Commons<\/a>\u00c2\u00a0\/\u00c2\u00a0<span class=\"plainlinks noprint\"><a class=\"external text\" href=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by\/2.5\/\" rel=\"nofollow\">CC-BY 2.5<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the first day, after the appropriate sacrifices (hare and tortoise, several calamari, and a brace of snails) we watched our hero Hippias in the discus race. The rolling discus squashed the toes of half a dozen men, and he was one. Maybe next time. At noon, the Spartan women hosted a magnificent display of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1298"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1298\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1301,"href":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1298\/revisions\/1301"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}