{"id":2080,"date":"2019-09-09T20:05:46","date_gmt":"2019-09-10T03:05:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/?p=2080"},"modified":"2019-09-08T15:08:27","modified_gmt":"2019-09-08T22:08:27","slug":"spch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/?p=2080","title":{"rendered":"SPCH"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"489\" height=\"720\" src=\"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/489px-A_jolly_dog.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2081\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/489px-A_jolly_dog.png 489w, http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/489px-A_jolly_dog-204x300.png 204w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 489px) 100vw, 489px\" \/><figcaption>A Jolly Dog by Currier &amp; Ives<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Betty Hufford<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-preformatted\"><font face=\"arial\">When the aliens pick their pets,<br>they won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t choose me.<br>I am no pup<br>with Jack Russell energy.<br>&nbsp;<br>Despite frequent brushing,<br>I shed prodigiously.<br>I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve been known to snap,<br>talk politics around me.<br>&nbsp;<br>I dropped out of obedience school,<br>having laid down long enough.<br>I do enjoy a walk<br>but abhor the leash.<br>&nbsp;<br>Perhaps there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll be a no-kill shelter<br>run by some lonely ET<br>who finds me cute<br>in an other-worldly way.<br>&nbsp;<br>I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll nest in worn blankets until<br>I bite the hand that feeds me.<br>One small bite for mankind.<br><br><\/font><\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Betty Hufford When the aliens pick their pets,they won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t choose me.I am no pupwith Jack Russell energy.&nbsp;Despite frequent brushing,I shed prodigiously.I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve been known to snap,talk politics around me.&nbsp;I dropped out of obedience school,having laid down long enough.I do enjoy a walkbut abhor the leash.&nbsp;Perhaps there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll be a no-kill shelterrun by some lonely ETwho finds me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2080","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2080","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2080"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2080\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2083,"href":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2080\/revisions\/2083"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}