{"id":917,"date":"2015-03-30T09:58:29","date_gmt":"2015-03-30T16:58:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/?p=917"},"modified":"2015-03-29T15:15:38","modified_gmt":"2015-03-29T22:15:38","slug":"welcome-to-the-picnic-by-david-c-kopaska-merkel-and-kendall-evans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/?p=917","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to the Picnic, by David C. Kopaska-Merkel and Kendall Evans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/ant_shield.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.polutexni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/ant_shield.png\" alt=\"ant_shield\" width=\"200\" height=\"242\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-918\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Initially just a blip in the new hi-tech<br \/>\ndark spectrum telescopes,<br \/>\nThe thing came through the sol system<br \/>\nAt a good clip; two grad students<br \/>\nfrom Bangladesh first spotted it<br \/>\nstill outside the orbit of Saturn.<\/p>\n<p>A Chinese ice miner<br \/>\nhappened to be inbound<br \/>\nright place-right time<br \/>\nasteroid-gleaned snowcone slowed it<br \/>\nBrazilian tug nudged it into orbit.<br \/>\nIt was imaged with all the best telescopes<br \/>\nsome massive mottled thing<br \/>\njagged at one end,<br \/>\nreason for being here problematic<br \/>\nbut eroded symbols down the side<br \/>\nproved it no mere rock.<\/p>\n<p>Then it disappeared for a while<br \/>\nstatic burst stage-magic-style poof<br \/>\nno trace remained<br \/>\ntensions flared:<br \/>\nWho took it? Where was it?<br \/>\nTalk-show coverage bloomed;<br \/>\ndied.  <\/p>\n<p>Several months later,<br \/>\ntiny hillocks appeared.<br \/>\nThe mounds rose smoothly<br \/>\none and a half to two meters tall<br \/>\nspiral trail curling precise as Roman roads;<br \/>\nentrance at the top.<\/p>\n<p>Nocturnal emissions from apical vents<br \/>\nunknown insectoids descending the spiral trail<br \/>\nventuring forth in search of food<br \/>\nperhaps data gathering as well<\/p>\n<p>In Georgia<br \/>\n(The one once part of the USSR)<br \/>\nAn amateur entomologist<br \/>\nExcavated a nest<br \/>\nDuring its quiescent daylight hours<br \/>\nDiscovering thousands of spider ants,<br \/>\nhe called them, linked together<br \/>\nRight antenna to left, left to right<br \/>\nspiral within a spiral, all connected,<br \/>\ncircuit complete:<br \/>\ntiny ant-like aliens linked.<br \/>\nA hive mind?<\/p>\n<p>Autopsies revealed neural connections<br \/>\nSheathed within telescoping<br \/>\nantennae, whose termini<br \/>\nlock in place when adpressed<\/p>\n<p>But so many mounds, such<br \/>\nprolific breeders.  And impossible<br \/>\nto monitor the wilderness remnants<br \/>\nof our entire Earth.  Mounds multiplied&#8211;<br \/>\nan exponential, deadly increase.   <\/p>\n<p>A conference convened in Beijing<br \/>\nwhere learned exobiologists<br \/>\nexolinguists, exosociologists and the like<br \/>\ndiscussed how best to deal with the visitors<br \/>\nwhilst the UN, NATO, and similar groups<br \/>\nprobed the alien military threat<\/p>\n<p>I guess it was about a week later<br \/>\nthe venomous Thinning began;<br \/>\nyet survivors were fit and healthy<br \/>\nin Indiana and a part of Laos&#8211;<br \/>\nin retrospect a generous allotment<br \/>\nconsidering our minimal fertility now<br \/>\nand we were spared the nuclear war<br \/>\nwe probably would have inflicted on ourselves<br \/>\nwhen we reached 10 billion or so.<\/p>\n<p>I do miss the feeling I used to get<br \/>\nlooking at the sprays and clots of stars<br \/>\nwondering at night<br \/>\nwho might be out there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Initially just a blip in the new hi-tech dark spectrum telescopes, The thing came through the sol system At a good clip; two grad students from Bangladesh first spotted it still outside the orbit of Saturn. 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